Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS

Mokkai SMS Kadi
 Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
 Loksabha.

Police Thirudan Joke
 Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae.
 Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.

Protocal Mismatch
 In interview:
 Manager : Do you know JAVA?

 Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

 Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Tamil kadi joke
 Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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 "N1"...
 Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.
Submitted by victor on 17-Aug-2009

Chinna Kadi Joke
 Oru chinna kadhai.
 Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
 Singham engineering padikkudhu.
 Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
 Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
 Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke
 Kadhalan:
 Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

 Kathali:
 Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?

 Kadhalan:
 Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.


Mokkai Thathuvam
 Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
 Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke
 Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
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 Yen?
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 Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
Submitted by s.manickam on 3-August-2009

Tamil Kadi Joke
 Do things differently
 Do different things from others
 Act on your own thought
 Dont follow the rules
 Then only,
 you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke
 A Rat came to a house
 and ate all the fruits
 and went away,
 but left just One fruit.
 What was the name of that fruit?
 ”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke
 Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
 A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke
 An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

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 Q: Whose Signature is this?
 A: Yeazhu-malai
 Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke
 NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
 PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
 NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
 PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke
 Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
 Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
 Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
 Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke
 Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
 Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga